We get it.
Change is hard.
New things are scary.
Looking into the unknown is daunting.
With that in mind, here are five reasons why you should absolutely NOT try using Smoov to automatically split and manage your shared expenses as a couple.
1. You don't have a cell phone.
This is day one stuff but honestly if you don't have a cell phone... you should definitely not try using Smoov. It will not work and you will be frustrated. If you try using Smoov and you don't have a cell phone, you may wind up leaving us a bad review once you get a cell phone.
2. You love Math.
If you are an accountant, or a CFO as your career, chances are you LOVE math and if that's the case, maybe your workload is not cutting it and when you get home from work or go offline, maybe you're just sitting there like, "I NEED MORE MATH!" If this sounds like you, definitely do not try Smoov as Smoov will be taking away some of your sweet sweet math.
3. You are not in a relationship.
If you are not in a relationship and don't have to deal with splitting expenses regularly with a significant other, Smoov may not be for you. Although maybe we can help you keep track of those pesky venmo requests from your roommate.
4. You love the feeling of sending a venmo request to your partner.
It's a special moment. When you get back from Trader Joes, finally finish unpacking your groceries and then need to decide what to do about the $250 charge on your card. If you like this moment, Smoov is not for you.
5. New Technology makes you nervous.
Are you the last one of your friends to download a cool new app? If so then it's just too soon for you to hop on the Smoov bandwagon. Although our first users will never pay for Smoov. That's not for you.
This is a comprehensive and definitive list of absolutely ALL of the reasons why you should NOT try Smoov. If you do not fall into one of these five buckets, we can assure you that trying Smoov is safe for you and your partner.
Download the Smoov beta here. <-- send this link to your partner too.
Hopefully you enjoyed this little bit of levity in an otherwise wild couple weeks.
Until next time.
Take it easy and keep it Smoov.
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